WARNING: This is NOT, I repeat NOT a "fan parody". This is for the lulz of antis and antis only. And maybe a few sane fans. Maybe.
~*!VAMP CHATROOM!*~
Members:
sparklehpants - Edward Cullen
snoflakegurl - Bella Swan
girliegurl - Alice Cullen
teddybear - Emmett Cullen
jasper01 - Jasper Hale
rosiechick - Rosalie Hale
wolfboy - Jacob Black
snoflakegurl has signed on
girliegurl has signed on
snoflakegurl: OMG!11!1!11!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girliegurl: wat?
snoflakegurl: lyk omg!!111!! 2day sum1 at skool sed lyk omg ur lyk wat
girliegurl: OMG!111
snoflakegurl: and i was lyk wat? and dey wer lyk ur nawt speshul
snoflakegurl: and den i was lyk
snoflakegurl: wutever
girliegurl: lmao
sparklehpants has signed on
snoflakegurl: OMG EDWURD@!!!!!!11@@!!2*!&89!! HI HI HI HI HI EDDIEKINZ!!11!!
sparklehpants: Hello, Bella.
snoflakegurl: ur so purfect!!1!!!! turn me in2 a vamp plz! plzplzplzpplz
sparklehpants: No.
snoflakegurl: WAAAA~
snoflakegurl: I WANA B A VAMPIR GURL NAO, EDDIEKINZ! NAONAONAONAONAO!
sparklehpants: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
snoflakegurl: k wutever u say eddiekinz
girliegurl: OMG LYK 1 OF THSE GURLY SHOWS IZ ON OMG I GOTA WATCH KTHXBY
girliegurl signed off
wolfboy has signed on
snoflakegurl: HAAAAAAIIII JACOBBBBBB!!!11!!!1!!1!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sparklehpants: GO AWAY
wolfboy: NO LAWL
snoflakegurl: OMG EDDIEKINZ LYK U GOTA HERA WUT HAPPNDZ 2DAY!!1!!!
sparklehpants: What happened today, darling?
snoflakegurl: wel i wuz lyk wlkn in da halwai and ppl wer lyk omg hai bela and i wuz lyk looserz go awai ur not sparkleh enuf fur me and deyu wer lyk wut lawl
sparklehpants: That's nice, dear.
sparklehpants: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DID EMMETT DO WITH MY STICKERS AGAIN? WHERE ARE MY STICKERS!?
teddybear has signed on
teddybear: i has ur stickerz
teddybear has signed off
snoflakegurl: OMG!!!11!!!
wolfboy: bella why don't you ditch mr. sparkly-ass here and go out with me!?
snoflakegurl: ur not perfect enuf 2 b mah boyfriend pluz ur not a sue or a stu so gtfo i only hang out with cool ppl aka terrible characters
wolfboy: ....
wolfboy has signed off
sparklehpants: Bella baby, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Emmett. Don't do anything reckless like jump off a cliff to hear my voice or anything like that while I'm gone. Not that you'd do that.
sparklehpants has signed off
snoflakegurl: OMG Y DID U LEVE ME!:!??!?! IM GONNA DIE I CANT LIV WITHOUT U BBY OMG NOOOOOO OMG IM GONNA DIE OMG WAAAAAAA!!!11!!!!!1!!11!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!















Comments
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IM IN UR DEVIATIONZ, COMMENTIN' UR WERK
Seeing that everyone is going to hell, we'd better call and make reservations before it's too full.
S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, Sora the Explorer, Sora the Explorer!
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"Fire," Pete cackled. "BurnItAll."
"Damn it Pete," Striker teased. "You're supposed to pillage before you burn."
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IM IN UR DEVIATIONZ, COMMENTIN' UR WERK
Seeing that everyone is going to hell, we'd better call and make reservations before it's too full.
S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, Sora the Explorer, Sora the Explorer!
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IM IN UR DEVIATIONZ, COMMENTIN' UR WERK
Seeing that everyone is going to hell, we'd better call and make reservations before it's too full.
S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, Sora the Explorer, Sora the Explorer!
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"Fire," Pete cackled. "BurnItAll."
"Damn it Pete," Striker teased. "You're supposed to pillage before you burn."
That is all.
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There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love. -Washington Irving.
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The Secrets We Hide
Are The Things We Can't Forget~
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~Jaeger
We're all mad here.
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