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Anti-Twilight Chatroom Parody by ~RaineeLuv:iconRaineeLuv:



WARNING: This is NOT, I repeat NOT a "fan parody". This is for the lulz of antis and antis only. And maybe a few sane fans. Maybe.

~*!VAMP CHATROOM!*~

Members:
sparklehpants - Edward Cullen
snoflakegurl - Bella Swan
girliegurl - Alice Cullen
teddybear - Emmett Cullen
jasper01 - Jasper Hale
rosiechick - Rosalie Hale
wolfboy - Jacob Black

snoflakegurl has signed on
girliegurl has signed on

snoflakegurl: OMG!11!1!11!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girliegurl: wat?
snoflakegurl: lyk omg!!111!! 2day sum1 at skool sed lyk omg ur lyk wat
girliegurl: OMG!111
snoflakegurl: and i was lyk wat? and dey wer lyk ur nawt speshul
snoflakegurl: and den i was lyk
snoflakegurl: wutever
girliegurl: lmao

sparklehpants has signed on

snoflakegurl: OMG EDWURD@!!!!!!11@@!!2*!&89!! HI HI HI HI HI EDDIEKINZ!!11!!
sparklehpants: Hello, Bella.
snoflakegurl: ur so purfect!!1!!!! turn me in2 a vamp plz! plzplzplzpplz
sparklehpants: No.
snoflakegurl: WAAAA~
snoflakegurl: I WANA B A VAMPIR GURL NAO, EDDIEKINZ! NAONAONAONAONAO!
sparklehpants: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
snoflakegurl: k wutever u say eddiekinz
girliegurl: OMG LYK 1 OF THSE GURLY SHOWS IZ ON OMG I GOTA WATCH KTHXBY

girliegurl signed off
wolfboy has signed on

snoflakegurl: HAAAAAAIIII JACOBBBBBB!!!11!!!1!!1!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sparklehpants: GO AWAY
wolfboy: NO LAWL
snoflakegurl: OMG EDDIEKINZ LYK U GOTA HERA WUT HAPPNDZ 2DAY!!1!!!
sparklehpants: What happened today, darling?
snoflakegurl: wel i wuz lyk wlkn in da halwai and ppl wer lyk omg hai bela and i wuz lyk looserz go awai ur not sparkleh enuf fur me and deyu wer lyk wut lawl
sparklehpants: That's nice, dear.
sparklehpants: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DID EMMETT DO WITH MY STICKERS AGAIN? WHERE ARE MY STICKERS!?

teddybear has signed on

teddybear: i has ur stickerz

teddybear has signed off

snoflakegurl: OMG!!!11!!!
wolfboy: bella why don't you ditch mr. sparkly-ass here and go out with me!?
snoflakegurl: ur not perfect enuf 2 b mah boyfriend pluz ur not a sue or a stu so gtfo i only hang out with cool ppl aka terrible characters
wolfboy: ....

wolfboy has signed off

sparklehpants: Bella baby, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Emmett. Don't do anything reckless like jump off a cliff to hear my voice or anything like that while I'm gone. Not that you'd do that.

sparklehpants has signed off

snoflakegurl: OMG Y DID U LEVE ME!:!??!?! IM GONNA DIE I CANT LIV WITHOUT U BBY OMG NOOOOOO OMG IM GONNA DIE OMG WAAAAAAA!!!11!!!!!1!!11!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
©2009 ~RaineeLuv
:iconraineeluv:

Author's Comments

Lulz.

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:iconstellanotte:
You. Are. Genius. This is so hilarious.
:iconraineeluv:
Thank you, thank you. *bows*

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IM IN UR DEVIATIONZ, COMMENTIN' UR WERK

Seeing that everyone is going to hell, we'd better call and make reservations before it's too full.

S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, Sora the Explorer, Sora the Explorer!
:iconstellanotte:
You need to make more of this stuff. You amazing person. I hail thee.
:iconomega23:
So many lulz. :XD:

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"Fire," Pete cackled. "BurnItAll."

"Damn it Pete," Striker teased. "You're supposed to pillage before you burn."
:iconraineeluv:
Thank you. :P Did you notice the reference to "Growing Up Cullen"?

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IM IN UR DEVIATIONZ, COMMENTIN' UR WERK

Seeing that everyone is going to hell, we'd better call and make reservations before it's too full.

S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, Sora the Explorer, Sora the Explorer!
:iconraineeluv:
I will. >: D

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IM IN UR DEVIATIONZ, COMMENTIN' UR WERK

Seeing that everyone is going to hell, we'd better call and make reservations before it's too full.

S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, S-S-S-Sora, Sora the Explorer, Sora the Explorer!
:iconomega23:
No, I didn't. I don't think I've read that, actually.

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"Fire," Pete cackled. "BurnItAll."

"Damn it Pete," Striker teased. "You're supposed to pillage before you burn."
:iconhollywood17:
HAHAHAHA.
That is all. :)

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“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” -Washington Irving.
:iconowillowo:
Lmao, I'm not anti but I'm not a crazed fangirl, but this is strangely hilarious.

--
The Secrets We Hide
Are The Things We Can't Forget~
:iconrainclaw:
Hahaha lovely. (:

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~Jaeger

We're all mad here.

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